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It only costs $0.00 to keep it real

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dntdodrugs:

real eyes realize real dick size 

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tapdancers:

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

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pinenippple:

We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented

- The Truman Show (1998)

jamsfranca:

LISZTOMANIA

BERE ASHLAHEA S CHKEELE GOOO

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NOT EASILY OFFENDED

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theyreoutofcontrol:

Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”

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Kill Bill vol. 1 (2003)